Oh! Hy forgot to vish Dimo a heppy borthday on my journal. Hy vos too beezy vishink him a heppy borthday in porson ( Read more... )

Who de hell iz trowink paper bords effervhere? Vun chust landed on my hat. Hy tink it likes me. *sounds of rustling paper*

It says...

...

Uh.

"Hyu und hyu vife vill be happy in hyu life togedder."

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*laughs long and hard*